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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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