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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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