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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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