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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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