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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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