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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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