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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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