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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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