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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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