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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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