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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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