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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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