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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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