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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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