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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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