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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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