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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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