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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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