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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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