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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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