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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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