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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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