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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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