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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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