Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.