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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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