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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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