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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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