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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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