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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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