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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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