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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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