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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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