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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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