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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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