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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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