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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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