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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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