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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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