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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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