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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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