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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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