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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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