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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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