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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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