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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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