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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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