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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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