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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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