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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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