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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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