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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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