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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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