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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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