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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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