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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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