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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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