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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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