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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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