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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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