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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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