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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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