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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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