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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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