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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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