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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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