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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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