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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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